Category Archives: Everyday

Somewhat constipated. Eventually took a shit: one nugget. 2/10 shit today. AND. No nothing, my day’s not worth living now 😡

Chilli for lunch, premium kebab for dinner. Yesterday was a great day! Now, constipation all along

Maybe – only maybe – I didn’t thought it thoroughly when I ate chili for lunch… I still have some meetings in the afternoon ….. And I’m now on the toilet…:

Today I made a fair amount of poop

At first I was constipated. In fact I spent the first two hours of my morning routine just full of shit. Now, finally, after one hour at my workdesk I feel it. My workdesk now moves for some of minutes on the toilet. My day can actually begin, now!

Fuck WHY? I am constipated today. Why cant it just work fine??? Fuck!

Desperately needed a shit while going to sleep. But in the morning not even a turd. My belly bloating. I then go to the bathroom. I rest for a while, uh! Some shit. Not enough. 3/10

Constipated sunday

Goooood shit. I mean. Probably the best I’ve had in months. Very nice. Fair and clean. 10/10

Poor sleep means also my bowels are poor. Poor bowels 😦 Threw just a few liiittle shitballs

Feeling shit. After the wedding I attended last weekend me and at least 4 other invitees are reporting the same symptoms. I guess its another covid wave. Fuck it. Btw, at least it is not compromising my bowels too. They seem happy and working as beautifully as ever. Efficiency! Loose shit. Great!

I don’t have much to say about this morning shit. Frankly I’ve had worse, and even better. So it an honest 5/10

So, today, some loose shit. Why? Don’t know. It is what it is. GM

After a constipated morning, and another 45-minute nap 🫩 My bowels are now ready to produce something. But But just something. So disappointing. 3/10

Oh shit much shit. Content nausea, too Shit. Fuck Gotta lay down

Ok, well. Yesterday I was at a wedding. Well. I feel unwell now. You know… weddings are weddings… Ever since I got my SmartWatch, I took the habit to monitor my sleep every day. Today the Health App says I slept poorly, for 5h46m. 24minutes of which, I’ve spent on the toilet. Between 5:58 andContinue reading “Sunday, 31 August 2025 | 11:31 AM”

I’ve had enough of this summer. I need my routine back. One with vegetables and fruit and les alcohol. My bowels is protesting with another constipated morning

Why do I love my friend so much? Every time we go out drinking is always excess. 2 litres beers on an empty stomach…. mhh… it wasn’t the best idea… And not on a weekend… Let’s leave the quality or my sleep out of this, I feel diarrhoea inside me and yet I’m constipated Evil

Shit got out in trouble

So what about it? Woke up by diarrhoea. I don’t understand though, how – and why – my body waited until today to present me with this. It’s been days I’ve been eating and drinking not caring about the consequences, and the consequences never came… How – and why – the fuck my bowels onlyContinue reading “Wednesday, 27 August 2025 | 7:10 AM”

Forgot to mention the moment i arrived at the beshc this morning. Flat calm. I was bursting. “Ah, what a perfect moment for a swim,” I thought… So I dove in and went for a proper swim. First to the nearest buoy… then the farther one. Then to the rocks… until I found the perfectContinue reading “Tuesday, 26 August 2025 | 11:48 PM”

No shit today 😦

Forgot to mention I was forced to bing eating for the whole past weekend, at my mother-in-law. It’s been good. Yeah, everything is always very good at her’s. But you know, this is my first shit at home and… it’s HUGE!

It’s a good shit

I think my problem is whole mental. I mean, almost, there is some kind of sensitivity for beer pizza and stuff, sure! Some IBS probably… sure! But in the end, everything can be bypassed by our mind. HIM/HER (whatever) is capable of almost anything, our mind is our only God. Telling all of this becauseContinue reading “Friday, 22 August 2025 | 5:12 AM”

Pizza tonight? Yup. Awake for the whole night. My bowels fucked up. Now, after three hours being awake, something unlocked, a turd got out. Only one. The rest is echoes of beer and pizza, burping out. Still, my brains don’t allow sleeping before all of this is gone. But it is still there. Shit

Pop pop shit

I slept poorly. Probably it was the heat’s fault, probably it was my cats’, probably it was because of that random McDonald’s we ate at 2AM… We were hungry and there wasn’t much else still open. As I woke up, after just 4 hour of sleep, first thing I did was sitting on my toilet,Continue reading “Wednesday, 20 August 2025 | 7:52 AM”

My arsehole is shooting pebbles

8/10. Shit deployed in a matter of minutes Can’t believe it! No troubles at all!