Wednesday, 2 February 2022 | 03:06 PM

*FUUUUUUUUCK!* There could not be a worst moment that that for having a new diarrhoea attack! I have just arrived at a course for business with my bosses. I AM LITERALLY DYING NOW. Not sure whether I’m dying of embarrassment or loose shit. What the FUUUCK! Can’t come...

Tuesday, 1 February 2022 | 03:04 AM

Basically I spent the last hours vomiting while peeing from my arse. After a very disturbed slumber I am here, with my headache, relieved, at least I am not crouching in pain. Btw I am still on the sofa, can’t move.