Friday, 22 July 2022 | 08:19 AM

Airplane mode switched on. Not just on devices, also on my bowels. As we get higher and higher up in the air, breaking layers of the atmosphere, my belly bloats and bloats. Unluckily, I had no shit this morning, hence even crap is expanding, as an obvious consequence,...

Friday, 22 July 2022 | 04:54 AM

There’s nothing I can do, my body just doesn’t need a shit right now. It is what it is! Very frustrating, since I have a flight in two hours, and I just need to liberare myself… Uh, there’s pizza inside here, FYI!

Friday, 22 July 2022 | 04:25 AM

Trying to have a shit at this time of the night is just impossibile. Even if I am still awake or already, it’s just foolish.

Thursday, 21 July 2022 | 10:30 AM

Right on time! I was sure the beer effect wouldn’t be keeping longer! Yes indeed! I felt something coming, but I waited. I was patient, just like a lion browsing around its prey. I wanted to delay the enjoyment, first I needed to finish tidying up my room, but...