I am not sure, but I believe my morning floating droplets are saying that’s a good day for farting
…yes that was pizza. It smells now.
Pizza is definitely coming.
Or, at least what it has become.
Hey there! I am taking a shit!!!
Just like every time I’m writing a post.
Today’s crap seems wrapped in gel, yesterday I ate pizza, but I have reasons to believe it hasn’t arrived at the end of its journey yet… I feel it inside…
Huuuuge turd! Great day!
I spent the night awake, taking a shit.
Alrighty! New day, new brownish stuff from my arse!
What is it like today? 1-inch floating droplets !
Still considering the idea of storing my crap in jars, and selling it.
Sometimes I just procrastinate shitting, just because I don’t have enough inspiration for my post.
Disappointing amount of shit
Makes a man still hit