Wednesday, 5 August 2020 | 08:18 AM
During my morning shit, glimpses of my last night dreams just crowd my mind: I was eating my shit for breakfast, mixing it with milk and some reddish stuff.
ok. Whatthefuck.
Tuesday, 4 August 2020 | 12:10 PM
It’s ricy. I mean, my shit smells pretty much like yesterday’s Uramaki
Monday, 3 August 2020 | 06:03 PM
Choose your own fate: post your shit.
Monday, 3 August 2020 | 07:33 AM
I am back to usual non-sticky, non-stinky, kinky shit. 🙂
Sunday, 2 August 2020 | 10:30 AM
All right this is fucking terrible.
Terrible terrible deadly shit.
Melted corpses.
Toxic.
Sunday, 2 August 2020 | 05:04 AM
Shit it’s late!
I don’t even know when was the last time I could lat for more than a night.
Shit. I am fucking knackered!
This tirds are just finding their way out all by themselves. No help whatsoever
Saturday, 1 August 2020 | 09:07 AM
The burning sun penetrating my tent woke me up surreptitiously, my body all covered by sweat.
I stand, undress completely, incede towards the seawater.
I dive, my utter nudity all surrounded by cool saltwater, swim for half an hour seeking for the perfect spot.
And then I found it. Sitting on the pebble, I shit like no tomorrow, my tirds now resembling stones, dancing in the tide.
Epic.
Friday, 31 July 2020 | 01:04 PM
Finally on vacation. I am in a beach in the middle of nowhere, the sea is awesome, everything is a paradise…
Since I’ve been camping since yesterday I needed a shit. I just explored the underworld at the back of the beach, barefoot, no shirt.
I am now full of scratches, but leaving my crap onto the dry foliage it’s priceless.
Oh, by the way, I wiped it up with a leaf.
Thursday, 30 July 2020 | 08:44 AM
Going camping not having had a shit this morning is not nice.
I am trying, but nothing gets out 😦
Wednesday, 29 July 2020 | 10:33 AM
Ok I already feel my shit a bit tighter. Because I am getting older every dayyy
