Category Archives: Everyday

Sunday, 21 May 2023 | 10:32 AM

Yesterday I prepared chicken curry at my best friend. We were amazed by the wonderful flavour. He has this super spicy curry paste, and we stir it in all along. Delicious. Now the downsides: all the spiciness has now become itchiness, and my arsehole burns.

Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM

During this ending week I’ve been at my friends, it was a very ling time not seeing each other, and I was so happy I just didn’t care what I ate or drank. The result is I am now plenty of shit, but constipated. I mean, I pumped a few turds, but that’s the onlyContinue reading “Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM”

Friday, 19 May 2023 | 09:03 AM

It’s hard. It’s hard in the morning. It’s hard in the morning to take a shit. Especially when I spent the last few days not caring what to eat, certainly not a single fruit or veggy. Nice, but it’s Friday, so the condition can’t do but worsen

Wednesday, 17 May 2023 | 08:10 AM

I am in Bologna for a few days, host at my friend’s. I don’t know if it’s ‘coz this ain’t my toilet, or because I ate pizza for dinner, but ain’t no shit this morning here! Everything is still hidden inside my bowels. FUCK. I mean, it hurts! 😦 Let’s wait patiently until something happens!

Top fruits for a powerful shit

List your top 5 favorite fruits. 5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards! 4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible! 3. Lemon. Like orange, but IContinue reading “Top fruits for a powerful shit”

Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 07:05 AM

As it was expected, I am taking a shit at the airport. There’s no safe flight for me if I don’t take a poo before departure. Thing now is, gate closes in ten minutes, and I am still sitting here waiting for the last turd! Will I make it on time?

Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 06:07 AM

This morning I woke up a little before usual, 5:30AM. I have a flight to catch! The problem is, as always, I’d need to be more awake in order for my bowels to do their job… Instead am here, idling, wasting time on my toilet. I am sure it’s due to come, SHIT!

The view from my toilet

I recently moved to s new house, it is the most silent home I’ve ever been, there’s no roads nearby, only open fields. Birds sing in the morning, cats stepping at the door, the nature right in front of us. Yesterday we planted some vegetable garden in our little ground-floor-balcony, which entrance is direct fromContinue reading “The view from my toilet”

Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM

Yesterday I had dinner at 10:30 PM, it was really too late for that fish specialty my girlfriend’s great auntie prepared for us, too late for such a heavy meal. In fact, I had nightmares the whole night, and now I am deploying what’s left of those shitty dreams I had. They also smell aContinue reading “Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM”

Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM

I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet. I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her? Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth didn’t I stopContinue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM”

Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM

First time on a new toilet! I am moving in a new house, everything is yet to be adjusted, get tidier, cleaned, but an official move begins with the first official shit session on the new toilet. And yeah, I am proud to announce I am taking a shit now, right from my new throne!Continue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM”

Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM

Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in. Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right nextContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM”

Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM

The wine I bought for dinner was really good, but apparently it doesn’t matter how good something is, if it’s not natural, I feel the aftermath. I woke up this morning with a mild headache, and a superfast need for a shit. I’d really like to have breakfast with my girlfriend first, but I amContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM”

Business plan

What is your career plan? Phase 0. Founded my blog. A simple format, a post every time I take a shit. Been doing this for almost four years now, but I gotta grow my community! I also have to diversify. That’s why, for instance, I am doing something else on my instagram, poop-tools reviews, funContinue reading “Business plan”

Favourite poop brands

What are your favorite brands and why? Since I have a poop blog I must report what my favourite makers are. Kleenex is my top one, cleaning paper, tissues, wipes, simply the best, trustworthy brand I rely on. Followed by Squatty Potty, which I discovered only recently. I think they do an accurate job designingContinue reading “Favourite poop brands”