Category Archives: Everyday

Uh. A spliff before dinner. Shit after dinner

What to say about shit this morning? Well, spiky turd at first, a few more later. Nothing poor nothing great. 6/10

Today it is very difficult to have a shit

Shit. 9/10

Another shit for the day. More to come

Time passes by and I learn how to make better shit every day. 7/10 today

Every time I we come here at my mom in law, I end up taking evil shit the day next. Today is that day

IDK why, but the fact is I urged a shit this morning. I wasn’t in this urgent need in months! Didn’t even drink alcohol. weird. Nice though!

Btw, eating dried figs as a snack is not the best idea if you have stuff to do in a couple of hours. Nevertheless, since I work from home and I don’t have appointments for the whole day, I guess it’a been a good idea! Everything I’m saying is being transmitted from my TOILET! Bye

Taking a shit requires patience. Even if you drop a lot from the beginning of your session, as you sit, usually there’s much more to come Just like right now for me, been sit here for 20minutes, took a lot in the first 3, now some more left. Fine, I can stand now

A little shit in the morning makes me smile

Partitioned stratified multi-phase shit. In the end, not enough

Normal shit today but great fartss

Just got back from my one-week-long trip. This time I didn’t experience much constipation. Nevertheless, I filled the toilet with my poop this morning. And it was utter satisfaction. I guess it was a 9/10

First time drinking natural wine. Fuck yeah! No afterdraw! Well… yes… My bowels have some… LOOOSE! 😋

Wish I made more shit right now. But, you know, can’t control the world. Can’t control my brain Can’t control my bowels.

Finally my morning shit. Am at my cousin’s degree party and I just drank and ate stupid stuff. No shit at all. Now, finally. The urge kicked in. And I took it ASAP

It’s just A LOT OF SHIT. But not much. Just reeeeeeky

It’a incredible how much shit a person can do in the morning. I mean is pretty weird, sometimes I can’t even take a single turd, this time I kinda unlocked the full potential of my bowels. Must be that pollo asado I had for lunch and a dinner with friends drinking i-don’t-know-how-much red wine. NATURALContinue reading “Wednesday, 24 September 2025 | 7:37 AM”

Yesterday I had diarrhoea three times in the evening. I am pretty sure it was because I’ve decided to eat loads of grape as a snack before lunch. What I can’t understand is why I’m still having loose shit the morning after

Nice and easy shit today

My breakfast: Peanut butter spread on bread, with dry figs and blueberry marmalade. In 5 minutes I was on the toilet. Nice

Forgot to mention that huge shit I needed to take yesterday before lunch. I was helping organising this huge conference, needed to bring a printable from point A to point B. I was feeling my bowels not stable enough, so – thinking forward, I understood I needed to take a shit. I went to theContinue reading “Saturday, 20 September 2025 | 8:54 AM”

Genius move: to drink three pints on an empty stomach. Yeah. This morning my eyelids don’t work. YOU KNOW WHAT WORKS THOUGH? My intestines

Been awake for 4 hours already. Early work to do. Btw, I felt some turds piling up ever since. But only now I feel wide awake to do so. DONE! Let’s go back to sleep now

So if I eat fruit mid-morning, salad for lunch, and a hamburger for dinner I can take great shit in the morning? NICE!

So, another shit for today.

No. Today was not a great day for a poop

Finally. Yesterday I ate veggies. Today shit. NICE AND EASY! Why can’t I do that every day???

Aaaaaa goooood sheeeet