Friday, 16 January 2026 | 8:29 AM

Back on the toilet, this time at my favourite time! Right after brekfast I think my poop expresses the better. Today it looks like a post-modern sculpture

Friday, 16 January 2026 | 6:54 AM

Just woke up. An almost immediate shit. Quite alarming, gotta say. Mmh, I also feel some headache… must be that red wine I had yesterday…

Wednesday, 14 January 2026 | 8:25 AM

Uhm, I am utterly disappointed. Yesterday I started workouts again. My muscles are so weak and my body is so shaky at the moment, but I thought I would have been able to take the PERFECT shit! No. Just a little turdy turd. 🙁