Saturday, 19 November 2022 | 09:30 AM

After a night spent bloating, leaving farts everywhere, at Christmas markets, at the bar, at the disco, inside the bedsheets, I can finally take a freaking shit! Clearly rhythmic with farts!

Friday, 18 November 2022 | 05:37 PM

Omg, I ate Lebanese food for lunch, and I still haven’t digested it. I don’t understand, there must be something wrong. Also because I am farting all day long, yet still the only shit I am making is two useless tirds. ☹️

Friday, 18 November 2022 | 08:25 AM

New day, new place. I am now in Luxembourg at my friend’s. Every turd I am crafting contains only French dump, result of what I’ve been eating in Paris! I hope my friend doesn’t get a fine for international chemical attack…