Category Archives: Everyday

I’m not much convinced by the amount of poop Imve just deployed. I believe there’s more to come… But I accept it for now. Let’s begin my day. It’s a bit late already!

I was actually satisfied with my poop this morning, until I noticed I’d still need some. I feel it inside, burning my soul. Fuck. Let’s hope for the best

Just arrived in a shared workspace, didn’t take a worthy shit this morning, so… gotta be doing it NOW! The place is nice, clean and pretty well sound-isolated. Nice. Decent. Decent shit. Nice poop. My arsehole is very relieved

Still at my friends, yet on the toilet. Just a very litke little turd:( Fuck it

Finally taking some shit, AFTER TWO CONSTIPATED DAYS!! Perhaps I would have preferred if I was at home, but I’m at my friends in Milan for a couple of days… Well, better than nothing!

Second day of constipation. Feel bad

Constipation day

Hello world! I’m back at taking shit! Feels like yesterday when I was taking harsh shit all night long… Oh wait… it wasn’t yesterday. it was today already! My shit sessions: 2:49 AM 3:38 AM 7:20 AM I hope this is the last one for today… Probably hanging out with my friend having four beersContinue reading “Friday, 21 November 2025 | 7:23 AM”

Still shitting. Meanwhile, I took advantage of this bonus time and I took my laptop, One hour of overdue work is done. My cat purrs. I take gross shit

Went out with best friend for a beer, came back for dinner, but the beers were four, each. I had dinner and straight to bed. It’s 2:49 AM, now I’m texting my friend ‘shitting badly’. Indeed. My bowels are upside down

Yesterday I had no shit. Today I burst through the bottom of the toilet with a fucking huge turd! HUGE!

Looks like no stimula today.

A few turds don’t make a shit. Or they do?

Just a few hours ago, I rated my morning shit 6/10. It was sticky but pretty much inconsistent. Just didn’t align with that heavy ‘melanzane alla parmigiana‘ I ate for dinner. Now, NOW I GET IT. Not even 10 minutes had passed, and my farts were freaking mystic. Just stink. only a few more outContinue reading “Monday, 17 November 2025 | 9:47 AM”

Today my poop was of the sticky type. I needed loads of wipes. 6/10

Yesterday I made a mistake. The day before I had a Chinese dinner, very, deeply, spicy, so yesterday morning I took several shits, in a bas way, I felt pain, I felt horribly. For lunch I just had some tartare, didn’t want to exaggerate with my compromised belly, and everything went smoothly. For dinner, well,Continue reading “Sunday, 16 September 2025 | 9:27 AM”

Spicy arsehole. Back on the toilet, suffering

I would just like to shout as loud as I could. I don’t remember having such a painful shit in a veeery long time. Oooouuuuch! So spicy so painful so bad! It feels like some madman is squeezing my bowels in his muscle hands. It’s horrible! I guess that Chinese plate we had for dinnerContinue reading “Saturday, 15 November 2025 | 7:50 AM”

Shit wasn’t sure to shoot this morning. In the end, bang!

Well… diarrhoea finally came. I feel exhausted

For some reason, I wasn’t able to keep sleeping tonight. I feel something’s off. Something’s off in my bowels. I believe there’s something difficult to be expelled, something burdening my functions…. Could it be because I had a home-made hanburger for lunch that stunk the whole kitchen and my beloved asian rice for dinner, whichContinue reading “Thursday, 13 November 2025 | 4:20 AM”

Days pass by and my arsehole keeps taking poop. That’s very good

First thing on the toilet. A GIANT FART Then I took a normal shit

I am finally home after a one-week festival. Now my arsehole is exploding pieces of shit, but he’s happy. Home and dry. Well… dry… this poop I crafted is more liquid than dry…

Spicy diarrhoea

So, final day of this festival? Bad old habits: alchool, 5AM Comeback, early alarm. Well. What else. DIARRHOEAAA

Here I am, on the go again. Taking a shit in a public restroom. Loose shit and no toilet paper. NICE

After two days not taking a shit, this morning some came. Certainly, not enough. I am working at a festival since Monday, my rhythm is utterly fucked. I’ve been eating just junk food, drinking beers… EVEN THOUGH, I mad just this useless turd. Only this little guy in three days. Fuck.

It’s the second day I can’t take e shit in a row! 🥺

Can’t take a shit today 😦