Tuesday, 21 January 2025 | 8:20 AM

My morning shit was soft and squashy this morning. Thing is though, once I wiped my arsehole, I noticed my shit was reddish. How odd. Did I eat an alien without me knowing it?? Well it was good. Or perhaps even my bowels is celebrating Trump!...

Monday, 20 January 2025 | 7:47 AM

This morning I wanted to craft a rapid shit, but my plans got wrecked by my bowels Clusters of turds burst out holding each other’s hand. Yeah, they don’t have hand, but I need a hand. Anyone?

Sunday, 19 January 2025 | 10:27 AM

I was going to write a dull post this morning, about yesterday being constipated, today waking up late and tomorrow have my routine reprised, but it would have been dull. Instead, Imma just describe today’s consistency. On a scale from 1 to 10 where one is hard...

Friday, 17 January 2025 | 7:52 AM

Taking a shit this morning is been really painful. It hasn’t finished yet, but I think the worst is gone. I got caught by sudden diarrhoea, it lasted some ten minutes, heavy aches on my bowels compromising my serenity. After the first – hope to be the last...