Friday, 28 February 2025 | 6:25 AM

Got up, got straight to the toilet. My cat too. He’s been suffering severe diarrhoea for months, ever since we got him, and since he’s long furred, we need to cleanse his paws every shit he takes. Because, you know, he’s standing right there, and his...

Thursday, 27 February 2025 | 8:08 AM

At first, I felt like I desperately needed a shit. Urged my girlfriend to get out. Finally sat there, on my throne. Shit done. It took something that felt like 2 seconds. It didn’t even felt satisfying, or maybe I was just distracted.. Well, I sat there for ten...

Wednesday, 26 February 2025 | 10:05 AM

More shit. Feeling less and less well.. Diarrhoea is the worst thing that can happen in a day plenty of appointments. You know, you can’t even tell people you’re unwell… a cold would be better! Anything would be better