Thursday, 13 March 2025 | 6:43 AM

Well well, guess who’s awake!? My bowels are plenty of energy! Already discharged a toiletful of shiiiiiit! Hamburgers for dinner have their perks, I guess…

Wednesday, 12 March 2025 | 6:49 AM

Frankly too early to leave. Too early to wake up (5:40AM) Too early to do some shit. Too early. Too constipated See you later, perhaps!

Tuesday, 11 March 2025 | 8:06 AM

Got to stay more than half an hour on the toilet, this morning. My arsehole is totally deprived of life, my bowels is totally empty. My day can now begin. OH WAIT! Uh, nope. Just a fart!