Saturday, 12 April 2025 | 9:08 AM

You know latency? Latency is the delay between an action and the response or result you get. Well, no latency today between my cheeks touching my toilet’s white marble and the expulsion of shit. Gud. Very good

Friday, 11 April 2025 | 8:08 AM

Gotta say, shit consistency today is great, not too soft, neither too stiff, but idk. I guess there always is something to complain about… Today is… the fact I push, doesn’t matter how strong, the tird looks out, but as soon as I stop pushing, it...

Thursday, 10 April 2025 | 3:12 PM

Just passed by my mom’s to say hello, lingered a bit to work from my laptop. You know, I guess there’s nothing comparable to the toilet you grew up sitting on… Must be body memory, because I’m now taking a shit so big I can’t recall when...

Thursday, 10 April 2025 | 7:44 AM

What the fuck happened to my belly? Was calmly having breakfast with my girlfriend, when I felt a strong urge. Lot of shit to do. So pumping, so urging. Had to rush to the bathroom- BUT NOPE My girlfriend had to enter before me, her period just arrived and she urged...