Tuesday, 3 June 2025 | 7:05 AM

Morning, yet the same loose shit I’ve been having yesterday and the whole night. Feel terrible Keep burping yesterday’s lunch

Pastoral Relief

Ah, the joys of a weekend with the mother-in-law — all those rich, greasy delights lovingly shoved down my throat like I hadn’t eaten in weeks. My gut, however, was less enthused. Three hours into the drive home, it gave up. Spectacularly. So here I am, squatting in a...