Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM

Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM Days go by and my poop routine has been compromised. It’s been a 2days trip wandering around for countryside festival: basically meat and red wine. As one can imagine this stuff requires hard sitting sessions, well I didn’t have time...

Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:15 AM

Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:15 AM Can’t sleep. Can’t comprehend why. It’s been a great day at the countryside festival. Great food, great wine. ‘Right. I needed a shit. Hope I could sleep now.

Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM

Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM First thing in the morning: poop. I am going on a trip with friends today. I already know it’ll happen. I know it: I know my bum an its habits – and I ate pizza yesterday. The future is certain.