Friday, 20 December 2019 | 05:18 PM

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 05:18 PM Finally home! Fuck me! I just spent kinda 2 hours on the bus struggling to hold my farts. Obviously as soon as I sat on my throne I copiously shat.

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 07:47 AM

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 07:47 AM Nihil sub sole novum (nothing new under the sun) states the Bible (Ecclesiastes 1:9). Now, I do not consider myself as a religious person. I am indeed an atheist. Though the Bible is full of references; here it phrases that ever...

Thursday, 19 December 2019 |12:41 AM

Thursday, 19 December 2019 |12:41 AM Ever since I started this whole shitty thing I gave me just one rule: publish a post every time I take a poo. I think it is clear. Besides that I can’t publish posts if I don’t take a poo. It is a stupid rule, I know I am a bit...

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 01:16 PM

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 01:16 PM Lunch time sessions are my favourite ones. My body is fully aware of what’s going on, my mind as well. My nose is not so lucky though.

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 10:25 AM

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 10:25 AM Despite my name, this shat is pretty pushy. It just wanted to come out, kept sending dire warnings since I opened my eyes in the morning.