Sunday, 5 January 2020 | 01:07 PM

Sunday, 5 January 2020 | 01:07 PM I need to reinstate my routine so bad! These holidays has been devastating. I did not gain any weight whatsoever, I even think I lose a kilo… You may think how lucky I am, yet this diarrhoea is nothing pleasing, let me assure...

Saturday, 4 January 2020 | 08:43 PM

Saturday, 4 January 2020 | 08:43 PM I am proud to announce I am pooping at my favourite pizzeria. I’ve been daydreaming about this moment for at least 10 years. Pretty huge poop , I dare say. I can enjoy my pizza now.

Saturday, 4 January 2020 | 11:53 AM

Saturday, 4 January 2020 | 11:53 AM Yuck! Inspired by Manzoni’s 1961 artwork Artist’s Shit, I’ve just done the worst thing ever. I photoshot my shit. Basically I photoshat. My shit’s a model now! It’s going to be...

Friday, 3 January 2020 | 09:46 AM

Friday, 3 January 2020 | 09:46 AM Oh boy! I was waiting for this moment since I woke up. It was 5 o’clock in the morning, and I came home at 3 AM. Basically my stomach hurt so much I couldn’t sleep. I am sick of it! Well I am sick too. But really, I am really tired of...