Monday, 23 December 2019 | 05:27 PM

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 05:27 PM Yesterday I had a high school mates reunion. When I asked for a steak, rare cooked, one of my mates said ‘I wouldn’t do that!’ -Why? ‘The last time I asked for a rare steak in here I spent the next three days sick with a terrible...

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 03:17 PM

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 03:17 PM I’m in my bed trying to get a little power nap. Obviously I could not fucking sleep, had to deal with insomnia. Why did I drink that capuccino in the morning? I never learn, do I? In the meanwhile something was ripening inside...

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 10:19 AM

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 10:19 AM Here comes that time in the year when every plan you make just fails. I just want to sleep till lunch time…. ‘Course not! You can’t! Says my belly. Thus I sit here waiting until the smelly rainfall...

Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM

Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM Back again on distress!Everytime I struggle, in pain, having a shit I try to share it with people. It is impossible to make them understand how bad I feel. Horrible contraptions rise from my bowels, I freeze. Every contraption lasts...

Saturday, 21 December 2019 | 01:26 PM

Saturday, 21 December 2019 | 01:26 PM Alrighty, I just started back working at disco parties. So I just woke myself up. Hate it. At first I am like ‘such a cool thing’. At the end I am like ‘fuck me!’ In the morning evening my arse is like...