Monday, 13 January 2020 | 10:31 PM

Tuesday, 13 January 2020 | 10:31 PM Today I started running again. It’s such a pain in the neck when you’re into it, just giving your best but you feel The burden inside you- and it just wants to get out.

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 08:37 AM

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 08:37 AM It is pretty difficult waking up on Mondays, but that’s something everybody knows… I’ll tell you something nobody knows: constipation is what makes a Monday unpleasant! But in the end, it doesn’t even matter: it gets out on its...

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 06:41 PM

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 06:41 PM Sheeeet! I’ve been waiting for this all day! After a super hot dog at lunch and an all you can eat sushi at dinner yesterday, today I felt like double gravity was on me! How odd! Now I float in mid-air like a hot-air...

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 03:18 AM

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 03:18 AM I hate it when I just want to go to sleep, but I desperately need a shit. In the meanwhile my slimy tirds start to sing Michael Jackson’s Bad.