Tuesday, 14 January 2020 | 05:16 PM

Tuesday, 14 January 2020 | 05:16 PM Remember, if you make it at a friend’s loo just be kind and place some paper on the closet’s slope. If you’re lucky you won’t even get to clean! If you’re unlucky, well, if there’s no toilet paper, praise the...

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 10:31 PM

Tuesday, 13 January 2020 | 10:31 PM Today I started running again. It’s such a pain in the neck when you’re into it, just giving your best but you feel The burden inside you- and it just wants to get out.

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 08:37 AM

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 08:37 AM It is pretty difficult waking up on Mondays, but that’s something everybody knows… I’ll tell you something nobody knows: constipation is what makes a Monday unpleasant! But in the end, it doesn’t even matter: it gets out on its...

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 06:41 PM

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 06:41 PM Sheeeet! I’ve been waiting for this all day! After a super hot dog at lunch and an all you can eat sushi at dinner yesterday, today I felt like double gravity was on me! How odd! Now I float in mid-air like a hot-air...

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 03:18 AM

Sunday, 12 January 2020 | 03:18 AM I hate it when I just want to go to sleep, but I desperately need a shit. In the meanwhile my slimy tirds start to sing Michael Jackson’s Bad.