Tuesday, 4 February 2020 | 01:53 PM

Tuesday, 4 February 2020 | 01:53 PM It’s so windy today, it’s hard to move around. It was indeed difficult smoking a cigarette. I don’t even know why I wanted to, I’m not even a smoker! I felt disgusted, now I smell of that stupid thing! Luckily it‘s been fruitful:...

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 10:43 PM

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 10:43 PM So far, not good. I don’t get it, where is my body taking this shit from? Where was it stored? Biology is such a mystery.

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 05:37 PM

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 05:37 PM I can’t understand why do I need to shit this much today, I just ate broccoli! I mean, ok, I was on a rush earlier today, I had no time to make it all! I was skyping with my girlfriend and I had got to be fast…...