Friday, 21 February 2020 | 06:21 PM

Friday, 21 February 2020 | 06:21 PM Stifling hard. I had this great terrible idea to go celebrating with my friends at a sushi restaurant- AYCE. Now I’m holding on tightly, still on the bus. Repressing all my rotten-egg scented farts. Sushi’s great, when’s not coming...

Friday, 21 February 2020 | 07:56 AM

Friday, 21 February 2020 | 07:56 AM This is one of those moments in which I don’t have the slightest idea of what to write, so I’m going to invent a story. There once was a little man. He was entering the motorway with his big SUV, steering the wheels, putting the...

Thursday, 20 February 2020 | 01:36 PM

Thursday, 20 February 2020 | 01:36 PM During the whole morning, Butt says ‘Go get a toilet!’ I say ‘can’t!’ Butt says ‘HURRY!’ I say ‘shut up!’ Butt says ‘💨’ I say ‘For crying out loud!’ Butt says ‘💨’ It went on till now. I say ‘content?’ Butt is pleased. Butt says...