Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 08:44 PM

Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 08:44 PM Tirds are just like Mr. Meseeks from Rick and Morty. Fandom describes their status ed Extant (regularly dying), but truth is they’re disposable. Here’s the comparison: ⁃ in Rick and Morty’s universe: you press the green and blue...

Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 07:31 AM

Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 07:31 AM My alarm just rang, but I woke myself up at 7AM naturally. I don’t believe I am wide awake yet, since I am wondering… What had my first shit been like? I mean, it must have been even before I was a toddler. Did I do it...

Tuesday, 18 February 2020 | 02:51 PM

Tuesday, 18 February 2020 | 02:51 PM Still pooping. I am literally shouting “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” because of the effort I’m putting on this shit. It hurts. It feels like the most ferocious bully from the second-grade school is squeezing my bowels...