Sunday, 5 April 2020 | 10:50 AM

Sunday, 5 April 2020 | 10:50 AM I wonder if we’re ever going to invent any kind of time travel system. If so, I’d use it just to shit my shit in the same toilet, in the same day, same time every time. It would obviously be in the future, so at the end of my life I can...

Saturday, 4 April 2020 | 01:04 AM

Saturday, 4 April 2020 | 01:04 AM It feels so relaxing having a poop when everything around you is so dark and quiet. It feels peaceful. You could easily hear every single sound from your bowels. And the final splash.

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 11:49 AM

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 11:49 AM Yesterday a guy commented on one of my instagram post, ‘u pooped three times in one day?’ Well yes, and it happens quite a lot. See? My secret is seed and beans. Lentils this time.