Tuesday, 10 March 2020 | 10:33 AM

Tuesday, 10 March 2020 | 10:33 AM Lacking fantasy, next time I might try new positions, unconventional ones, for pooping. I could even make a kamasutra for poop. WOOOOO that’s a great idea! Atta boy!

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 10:40 PM

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 10:40 PM It is sad. I realised million will die after nCov-19. I’ll make a silent poop. (You know, kind of 1-minute silence)

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 9:41 AM

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 9:41 AM Learning where OK comes from, I’m starting to think not everything is ok. I was pretty much sure it came from 0 Killed in the WWI – at least that’s what my english teacher said when I was young. I trusted you Mister!!...

Sunday, 8 March 2020 | 08:00 PM

Sunday, 8 March 2020 | 08:00 PM Coronavirus is rapidly ascending, trying to be awarded as virus of the year. Nobody is safe. Hence I decided to stay home for some weeks. Smart-working is key. So I decided to spend my Sunday sat on the toilet watching evert sort of...

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 03:13 PM

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 03:13 PM So far everything went nicely. Why this shit smells like hell then? WHATSUPP BODY?! Whataya hidin’?