Friday, 13 March 2020 | 10:08 AM

Friday, 13 March 2020 | 10:08 AM A big acorn has just been ejected by my arse. I reckon Chip ‘n’ Dale would find it worth collecting it! Uh! Here’s another one! I should consider planting ‘em…🤔

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 11:42 PM

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 11:42 PM Apart from the fact you can literally see nobody, staying home in order to tackle coronavirus is not that bad… I could Netflix Party with my girlfriend I cannot see because I’m locked-down in my house… …and,...

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 07:48 PM

Thursday, 12 March 2020 | 07:48 PM Blimey! I spent the whole day designing graphics for my shitty website! I was so focused I ignored my bowels needs for hours. ☝🏼BUT(T) everything went good eventually. SMOOTH!

Wednesday, 11 March 2020 | 10:12 AM

Wednesday, 11 March 2020 | 10:12 AM Even if coronavirus is rapidly spreading from China to Italy soon to all-over-the-world, my today’s shat is a happy shat! My idea of a Kama Sutra for poop is on! I found out somebody ten years ago went further to the future...