Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 05:40 PM

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 05:40 PM I love those ninja tirds hiding in my bowels, they reveal themselves when I least expect ‘em. Luckily I spend most of my life sitting on the toilet!

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 11:30 AM

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 11:30 AM Before I started this silly blog, I used to check out the results only after some of my shats, to get cheerful for those, you know… After I began posting each poo-session, I carefully observe every single piece of shit coming out...

Saturday, 28 March 2020 | 10:53 AM

Saturday, 28 March 2020 | 10:53 AM Even if this lockdown gives me all the spare time in the world I’m abusing it. I spent the last three weeks illustrating all of my graphic designs, creating and promoting my instagram account, writing a 10-chapter novel and OBVIOUSLY...

Friday, 27 March 2020 | 09:24 AM

Friday, 27 March 2020 | 09:24 AM Two days ago I went out in order to donate my blood. My town was deserted. This lockdown is actually taking place all over the world now! This is getting freaking serious. Now, the only good news here is that being scared helps me...