Saturday, 4 April 2020 | 01:04 AM

Saturday, 4 April 2020 | 01:04 AM It feels so relaxing having a poop when everything around you is so dark and quiet. It feels peaceful. You could easily hear every single sound from your bowels. And the final splash.

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 11:49 AM

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 11:49 AM Yesterday a guy commented on one of my instagram post, ‘u pooped three times in one day?’ Well yes, and it happens quite a lot. See? My secret is seed and beans. Lentils this time.

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 08:58 AM

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 08:58 AM I’ve been sitting here for ages! Why do I always have to wait so long? I sometimes imagine surgeons removing constipations. It must be horrible. A kind of a giant cork made of crap, perhaps they even need to cut it in pieces… I...