Tuesday, 7 April 2020 | 08:55 AM

Tuesday, 7 April 2020 | 08:55 AM Checking my website’s statistics I realised they’re not useful at all. I need insights on how many times a day I do shits, ain’t no matter how many people visit my site, I want to know how many tirds I do per...

Monday, 6 April 2020 | 12:53 PM

Monday, 6 April 2020 | 12:53 PM Poop cannot wait, you struggle, you do everything you can to keep in inside, But you’re gonna lose every time!

Sunday, 5 April 2020 | 10:50 AM

Sunday, 5 April 2020 | 10:50 AM I wonder if we’re ever going to invent any kind of time travel system. If so, I’d use it just to shit my shit in the same toilet, in the same day, same time every time. It would obviously be in the future, so at the end of my life I can...