Monday, 20 April 2020 | 08:01 AM

Monday, 20 April 2020 | 08:01 AM Flash poop, gotta rush back to work stuff. Deadline’s approaching. Poop though it’s more important. Poop is the most important thing in the world in fact.

Sunday, 19 April 2020 | 01:00 PM

Sunday, 19 April 2020 | 01:00 PM I had to wait till exactly one o’clock to be teleported back to my toilet. After the whirlwind suck me out, I passed out. When I woke up I was surrounded by a huge amount of crap. The stink was terrible. It hadn’t take me much to...

Saturday, 18 April 2020 | 09:00 AM

Saturday, 18 April 2020 | 09:00 AM Today I’ve held it inside until exaclty nine o’clock, for no reason whatsoever. That’s the maximum level of creativity I’m able to exploit under this conditions. Wait! What kind of sorcery is this? My tirds are now magically...