Monday, 27 April 2020 | 11:18 AM

Monday, 27 April 2020 | 11:18 AM When I was just a little boy I used to have fun thinking about people I knew (mostly friends) taking a poo. I mean, I really tried my best to picture them sitting on their toilet, veins swollen on their forehead, red-faced. That was...

Sunday, 26 April 2020 | 12:00 PM

Sunday, 26 April 2020 | 12:00 PM Shit! It’s noon! And the crap just detached form my butt. Everything looks normal. Though is it? I don’t trust this toilet telling me ‘everything’s normal’

Saturday, 25 April 2020 | 09:00 AM

Saturday, 25 April 2020 | 09:00 AM Every time I poop at time-o’clock something weird happen. This time as soon as I expelled my crap I got transferred into a parallel universe in which this big shy tird sat on its toilet is extruding an human figure out of his crappy...

Friday, 24 April 2020 | 05:15 PM

Friday, 24 April 2020 | 05:15 PM As Julian Casablancas would say ‘I’ve got nothing to say, I’ve got nothing to say…’