Wednesday, 13 May 2020 | 11:06 AM

Wednesday, 13 May 2020 | 11:06 AM This shitty blog is getting out of my hands. I keep pooping and pooping, and slowly I feel my arse gaining power on myself. I’m not the same person anymore…

Tuesday, 12 May 2020 | 11:55 AM

Tuesday, 12 May 2020 | 11:55 AM My arse has just queefed, which is weird, cause ain’t no vagina. Stuff rumbled out in the meanwhile. Dirty smooth meatballs

Sunday, 10 May 2020 | 11:17 AM

Sunday, 10 May 2020 | 11:17 AM I should start classifying my tirds. Should I do it by date, stink or dimension? Maybe even color 🤔