Thursday, 21 May 2020 | 10:19 AM

Thursday, 21 May 2020 | 10:19 AM Yesterday I spent the whole day not having a shit. Not a single drop. I need a corkscrew now!

Tuesday, 19 May 2020 | 07:10 PM

Tuesday, 19 May 2020 | 07:10 PM Shit I’m late, why does my arse can’t help bothering me in these moments? Al least it made it easy. Just a single tird. Though looooooong.

Tuesday, 19 April 2020 | 02:26 PM

Tuesday, 19 April 2020 | 02:26 PM Ear plugs on, all the lights switched off, just tucked in bed. All set for a great nap. Knock knock! …fuck. It’s my bum. He needs a shit.