Monday, 15 June 2020 | 01:37 PM

Monday, 15 June 2020 | 01:37 PM I think I’ll make a doll out of my poop. I just shat a narrow piece. It’ll be the nose.

Saturday, 13 June 2020 | 03:45 PM

Saturday, 13 June 2020 | 03:45 PM Since I had no shit in two days it looks like my body developed a unique piece of matter denser than any other element on planet earth. Something like a tennis ball weighting like an elephant.

Thursday, 11 June 2020 | 10:53 AM

Thursday, 11 June 2020 | 10:53 AM One beer, ok. Two beers, ok. Three beers, ok. N beers, ok. The aftermath, not much ok. My toilet is bloated with shit smell, everywhere a thin layer of invisible mud covers every piece of bathroom...