Thursday, 28 May 2020 | 09:29 AM

Thursday, 28 May 2020 | 09:29 AM I am trying to reset my routine, it’s so good to start the day with a relieving shit. Empty bowels means happy days.

Wednesday, 27 May 2020 | 05:34 PM

Wednesday, 27 May 2020 | 05:34 PM Today’s crap is as hard as cobblestone. It just made a hole in my toilet. The floor is soaking wet. And that’s not normal water.

Tuesday, 26 May 2020 | 03:48 PM

Tuesday, 26 May 2020 | 03:48 PM You know clubs? I mean cavemen’s clubs. The one kind Fred Flinstones uses. Well I just arse-crafted one.

Tuesday, 26 May 2020 | 02:30 PM

Tuesday, 26 May 2020 | 02:30 PM I’m now looking very much forward to summer times. I love it when I can wander casually in the woods and have a shit in the nature. Just like I did last summer. I was on a bot with friends, we stopped by a little arcipelago made of...