Wednesday, 2 July 2025 | 8:22 AM

I’ve spent more than half a hour on the toilet, waiting for the shit to arrive, but nothing came out. Then I stood, went doing something else. There it came. A quick fart series, followed by some loose shit. Had to sit back on my toilet. There there… This...

Sunday, 29 June 2025 | 2:00 PM

Today’s my girlfriend’s birthday, I should be cooking for her, but I’m here in the loo expelling my morning constipation. Feel better now, gotta rush to the kitchen! Bye