Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:15 AM

Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:15 AM Can’t sleep. Can’t comprehend why. It’s been a great day at the countryside festival. Great food, great wine. ‘Right. I needed a shit. Hope I could sleep now.

Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM

Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM First thing in the morning: poop. I am going on a trip with friends today. I already know it’ll happen. I know it: I know my bum an its habits – and I ate pizza yesterday. The future is certain.

Friday, 1 November 2019 | 06:14 PM

Friday, 1 November 2019 | 06:14 PM I haven’t been consistent today. I shat once without writing about it. It was just two pieces anyway. Well I just produced a peep

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 06:38 PM

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 06:38 PM How peculiar! I just observed my new-borns are floating. I did not even have the time to post this, they sank.