Monday, 27 July 2020 | 08:01 AM

Monday, 27 July 2020 | 08:01 AM Even though I am having my dissertation in one hour, thus anxiety permeates my body, I am a bit constipated. That’s going to be my last shat as a scholar :’)

Saturday, 25 July 2020| 05:13 PM

Saturday, 25 July 2020| 05:13 PM The smell of my shit is changing. It reminds me the smell of a dog’s poo, pretty much. Can’t tell why tho

Friday, 24 July 2020 | 10:54 AM

Friday, 24 July 2020 | 10:54 AM Shit was ripen enough. I can tell that by two factors. Firstly, the unmistakeable smell. Secondly it detached from my arsehole as a continuous 30cm-long piece of matter. Outstanding performance!