Saturday, 23 November 2019 | 09:33 AM

Saturday, 23 November 2019 | 09:33 AM This moment is weird. It has been long time without constipation. I just sat, before my morning shower, I though I got something, but apparently nothing wants to come out. Must be my feelings’ fault. I broke up with my girlfriend,...

Friday, 22 November 2019 | 06:43 PM

Friday, 22 November 2019 | 06:43 PM It’s been 15 months now, since I started wondering ‘Am I gluten intolerant?’ I ate a sandwitch for lunch, then I spent the rest of the evening working on my laptop struggling, concentrating myself on holding those painful farts. The...

Thursday, 21 November 2019 | 07:11 PM

Thursday, 21 November 2019 | 07:11 PM I was struggling keeping this inside. My body could not wait for it. Driving in traffic, holding farts for too long, freezing on the road. Finally this is the moment. I am home. Warm all around me. I sit, My anus could finally let...

Thursday, 21 November 2019 | 10:13 AM

Thursday, 21 November 2019 | 10:13 AM Whilst there are some exciting days of poop, there are moments, such as today, in which ennui takes over and there’s nothing I could do.