Friday, 29 November 2019 | 07:49 AM

Friday, 29 November 2019 | 07:49 AM Choices are extremely important in life, just like the one I made yesterday. Should I or should I not eat lentils for dinner? Hell! I did eat them! So my arse has just launched the first turpedo.

Thursday, 28 November 2019 | 07:54 AM

Thursday, 28 November 2019 | 07:54 AM Every freaking time I eat pizza my belly ends up tackling over-collected air pressure. You know car tyres has their own right pressure, they tend to deflate, then you’ve got to inflate them back. My intestine works just the other...