Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 10:35 AM

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 10:35 AM I use the weekend to deeply clean my bowels. All the crap I cannot expel duringg the week, piling for stress inside me, just needs to get out! Saturday is my turdsday.

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 08:16 AM

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 08:16 AM Taking a poo as the thing in the morning makes my day start mightily. And I wonder, are there more people taking a shit with their pants rumpled on one leg, two legs (pretty uncomfortable for me), or no legs? 🤔 I shall make a...

Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM

Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM Oh, that’s what I call a fresh start! I’m spending so much time observing my crap, I am now able to tell -still approximately- how many hours it has seasoned before coming out, judging by its colour. This morning it’s a light...