Thursday, 5 December 2019 | 08:05 AM

Thursday, 5 December 2019 | 08:05 AM Every single time I eat pizza for dinner I go through a painful aftermath. Why does it have to be like this? Why does my colon wake myself up reminding me its suffering? How come life hurts this much? It is just a pizza! I get...

Wednesday, 4 December 2019 | 07:42 AM

Wednesday, 4 December 2019 | 07:42 AM An apple a day keeps the doctor away! That’s true! And it gives you enough fibre so you can easily every day! No struggle! A shat a day keeps the doctor away! …And all the other people from the loo you just...

Tuesday, 3 December 2019 | 07:23 AM

Tuesday, 3 December 2019 | 07:23 AM Life’s plenty of hurdles. Mine is being awakened by cramps, having breakfast with them, bear them during the day, get asleep. That doesn’t happen every day. No. Just Randomly! Though, that’s my burden – literally – and I...

Monday, 2 December 2019 | 10:26 AM

Monday, 2 December 2019 | 10:26 AM I knew it! My bowels were not yet wide awake this morning! I am in a bar, I had to run for the loo! Shit.