Sunday, 16 August 2020 | 09:08 AM

Sunday, 16 August 2020 | 09:08 AM Wake up call. Yesterday I had no shit whatsoever, and yet, I ate the quantity of three whole days. I feel heavy.

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 03:52 PM

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 03:52 PM Ever since I came back from my camping trip I can’t stop making weird shit. It stink as never before, it’s soft and glimy. Weird weird shit.

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 09:43 AM

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 09:43 AM Last night I dreamt I shat myself in public. I was with a girl I know, she was surprisingly polite, she just told me I was a bit dirty on my arse. I don’t know what happened next, I am just relieved I can have a shit right now. I just...