Tuesday, 3 December 2019 | 07:23 AM

Tuesday, 3 December 2019 | 07:23 AM Life’s plenty of hurdles. Mine is being awakened by cramps, having breakfast with them, bear them during the day, get asleep. That doesn’t happen every day. No. Just Randomly! Though, that’s my burden – literally – and I...

Monday, 2 December 2019 | 10:26 AM

Monday, 2 December 2019 | 10:26 AM I knew it! My bowels were not yet wide awake this morning! I am in a bar, I had to run for the loo! Shit.

Monday, 2 December 2019 | 07:13 AM

Monday, 2 December 2019 | 07:13 AM Finally I get myself up back to my (not) favourite time! This time my mindset’s not ready for life, not my eyes, not even my anus! Which miserably feels raped by not-so-shy tirds I got to urge them out. This way though, Monday could...

Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 12:00 PM

Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 12:00 PM I was relaxed, working on my computer when suddenly intestinal cramping came. Worst and worst, I could not even run.You know, I don’t believe in any of that karma stuff, yet sometimes I smell a rat. From the stink I dare say...

Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 10:08 AM

Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 10:08 AM Yesterday I had a doner kebab for dinner, despite my recent tendencies towards reducing meat, I wanted it so badly! Once I sinned, there was no way for redemption, so I went for the jalapeño chilis and a lot of spicy sauce. I woke...