Monday, 24 August 2020 | 11:56 AM

Monday, 24 August 2020 | 11:56 AM Btw, I must remind everyone that every post I write corresponds to a shat. This one has nothing interesting to say about, no smell, no funny consistency, it just gave me a bit of a headache.

Sunday, 23 August 2020 | 10:57 AM

Sunday, 23 August 2020 | 10:57 AM Okay. I am serious this time: the first inch of shit protruding from my anus felt exactly like an unpolished stone being pushed through a funnel. And the funnel being broke. Ouch. Too much beer last night. I mean. It hurts a lot. I...

Saturday, 22 August 2020 | 06:30 PM

Saturday, 22 August 2020 | 06:30 PM I can’t gain weight. Even if I ate two elephants a day, I’d just stay three weeks in a row sat on my toilet, producing seamlessly crap. The day next, I would still be the same I am now. Where are my elephants...

Saturday, 22 August 2020| 10:35 AM

Saturday, 22 August 2020| 10:35 AM I am starting to looking forward to my kinda birthday in October, in order to celebrate one year of posting about my own shit extruding from my arse 😍. It feels so joyful. My shit. Lol

Friday, 21 August 2020 | 11:01 AM

Friday, 21 August 2020 | 11:01 AM I can’t stop talking about pizza, it is because my bowels’ reaction to that food is pretty abnormal. Sqwash