Tuesday, 24 November 2020 | 07:40 PM

While muscle pains envelop my body, I spent the whole evening suffering the aftermath of a sushi indigestion (sort of, I just had too much of it). I got to say I was really looking forward to this moment of peace. Arse-spread-peace.

Monday, 23 November 2020 | 10:06 AM

I don’t really know how to express my frustration in being sat on the toilet, because of a urge I felt while working at my laptop. Now I am here, and just a microscopic piece of art got out. C’MON EXPLAIN THIS TO MEE!