Friday, 23 October 2020 | 02:51 PM

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 02:51 PM Every time I take a shit I am sitting somewhere. Well, most of the times at least. Right now it is my toilet. But it is closed.

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM Sometimes I use spices and dried fruit to flavour my rice. Dried fruit looks just like these little turds diving in the pool right now.

Tuesday, 20 October 2020| 12:54 PM

Tuesday, 20 October 2020| 12:54 PM You know that disappointing moment when you start compressing your bowels in order to expel a tird, you think it’ll last two seconds, and instead you end up struggling for minutes ‘cos that brown cunt is bigger than you’d ever...