Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:23 AM

Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:23 AM Brilliant! My first birthday couldn’t be complete with no REPRISE! Great reprise indeed!! Little bits of nice brown crap! Freshly shat!

Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:06 AM

Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:06 AM I am at my cousin’s. He’s studying as a chef. Surely enough I cannot stop eating every single thing he proposes me. Surely enough I am now shitting shit for a whole shit of shits. It is creamyyyy!😋 Oh by the way…. IT IS MY...

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 02:51 PM

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 02:51 PM Every time I take a shit I am sitting somewhere. Well, most of the times at least. Right now it is my toilet. But it is closed.

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM Sometimes I use spices and dried fruit to flavour my rice. Dried fruit looks just like these little turds diving in the pool right now.