Sunday, 8 November 2020 | 09:05 AM

As I was expecting I am in great bowels pain. Yesterday I ordered a mussel soup for lunch. I hate loads of bread with it. Now I suffer. I deserve this. But maybe, could be a little bit less, couldn’t it?

Saturday, 7 November 2020 | 09:37 AM

The vast majority of my crap-sessions are accompanied by music. Even shit has its own feelings! I just try to indulge ‘em! 🎵💩🎶 Try to imagine my shit dancing in the pool, now!

Thursday, 5 November 2020 | 09:11 AM

If we invented smart-working, I imagine upgrading my shats with smart-shitting.There will be sort of a A-portal-device inside my pants, and one B-portal on top of my toilet. There it is! smart-shitting!It would have been pretty useful even right now, the smell is...