Monday, 23 November 2020 | 10:06 AM

I don’t really know how to express my frustration in being sat on the toilet, because of a urge I felt while working at my laptop. Now I am here, and just a microscopic piece of art got out. C’MON EXPLAIN THIS TO MEE!

Saturday, 21 November 2020 | 10:05 PM

I just experienced a bad episode worth telling about. I was outside, shopping – mask obviously on – well I was having my time. Then, I received a text from my ex, she wants to see me. Anxiety rises. We meet. She talks. I listen. My bowels calls. She talks....

Saturday, 21 November 2020 | 03:08 PM

Every day’s a monday nowadays. A covid shitty monday. Blue monday? Brown monday. Shitty monday. Who cares if it’s a Saturday. Today’s monday. Dull. Life’s sucks. I’m getting rid of my crap in the meanwhile. Don’t you worry. My intestine still works perfectly well...