Author Archives: theshytird

Not the very best time to fall back asleep, but My eyes keep closing, and my arse can’t cope with this

I don’t feel like I am celebrating this anniversary properly, but I think it is just enough to take a shit. I mean, this is what really gives my life sense! Happy Birthday to me!

Oh shit! Haven’t realised it is my birthday! It’s been three years since I started this crappy blog! Woah!

It’s shit o’clock! Welcome Monday morning! I have a very soft gift for ya!

Right, now this is likely! Even lovely! Stool’s getting out easily after a very chill shower…

I don’t know why, but I am taking a very light shit. Even though I had a lunch worth 45meals yesterday…

It is actually pretty difficult to describe what’s happening in the border between my inside and my outside right now. Basically I slept just three hours. I had a non-stop lunch with my relatives, drank and ate too much. Now I am trying just not to fall asleep, but there’s something helping me doing this.Continue reading “Saturday, 22 October 2022 | 06:39 PM”

I’ve just realised, I had no shit todayz I am frankly scared. I am eating like not tomorrow today. And I am scared Have I said I’m scared already?

Okay, I guess the effect of something just reached the final checkpoint… Must be the beers I had yesterday, or could it even be the raw steak I had for lunch… 🧐 It is difficult to tell for sure what’s the real cause… aftermath

A lousy steak for lunch and some beers. I mean, fine! cool! But now I just need to sleep. Before any dream I just need some shit. Just a few tird!

Immediate response from my body as soon as I sit on the shithole. Fine. I thought it would have been a little angrier though, since so many beers I had yesterday evening..

I was sure it was due to happen! It couldn’t be the whole lot! There still was some darkness inside me! Indeed, now it just got out!

Pooping is taking its time today. I think I forgot to eat any kind of fruit this week, and this is the result! A dry stool, which stays inside and has no will to get out. Shit! EAT MORE FRUIT!!!

It’s made by just a few turds, but it’s a complete shit! Pretty disappointing one tho!

It’s time for sone poop! Today I naturally woke up at 5:40 AM, even if I tried to get back to sleep, I wasn’t able to do it. From then on, I waited impatiently until I felt something calling me. Three hours later, yet it came! Here’s some shit!! Nice and quiet

An unexpected shit just happened

Late shit. Today I’ve got nothing else to say about it. I mean, really! Just a pretty normal shit!

Seems passed just a few hours since the last time I had last poo, but my body needs that already! Which is… fine! Well, more than fine! Great! It’s the best way to start the day, and since it’s monday, The best Way to start the whole week! Starting the week in such a wayContinue reading “Monday, 17 October 2022 | 09:15 AM”

A nice shit at somebody’s home, i’ve never been to Loads of new people here Where am I? Why am I here? Well, let’s just take this shit! It’s a perfect way of ending this fabulous week!

There’s still something to create! Some more fresh matter!

Even if yesterday I spent the day climbing outdoors with my friends, and then some pizza, followed by some beers, AND I WAS PRETTY MUCH TIRED, I ended up waking myself up at 06:15 AM. Ok, fine! I always listen to my body! This morning, it is telling me to lift myself from the cocoonContinue reading “Sunday, 16 October 2022 | 06:31 AM”

Another sunset morning, some would say it’s too early for a Saturday, some others say it’s the perfect time for a calm and relaxed poop. My bowels support the second tide

To be honest, the poop session I prefer, are those like this one, when I’m home, busy, doing some stuff, and my body tells me to go to expel some turds. It’s so easy! It gives me pause from what I was doing, gaining in focus. It’s some kind of magic! So now I amContinue reading “Friday, 14 October 2022 | 05:06 PM”

Today I feel a little melancholy, luckily, taking a poop, gives me happiness, the day will make the rest

I certainly wasn’t expecting this! A piece of shit has just fallen from my behind! Such a piece if shit! It hasn’t even told me!

Ha! Optimal result in a short time! Let me explain that better! I went out for a premiere of a local movie, then I had some beers, and I ended up home at 3 in the morning. Now I am awake, with 4-hour sleep, and poop si getting out immediately, without any kind of struggle!Continue reading “Thursday, 13 October 2022 | 09:13 AM”

What news! Some shit BEFORE smoking a spliff! Cool!

This morning I am having some troubles taking a poo. I went to sleep later than usual, de-activating the alarm, waking myself up two hours later than usual. Seems like my body is hugely affected by this kind of negligence! I wonder how people who totally have no routine do shit, I wouldn’t be living!Continue reading “Wednesday, 12 October 2022 | 11:28 AM”

Right, a lil shit before a gooood fish dinner is a MUST, especially after a sweaty workout!

Been desiring to have this kind of liberating shit since yesterday morning, but couldn’t make it. Finally now arrived that very cool moment! You know, in my new house, with a this new toilet, it is so peacefully to take a shit in the morning. Window ajar, I hear the sound of two seagulls roamingContinue reading “Tuesday, 11 October 2022 | 08:36 AM”