Thursday, 4 March 2021 | 09:32 AM

I am sitting on the toilet sharing the loo with my girlfriend. It feels weird…. Anyhow, I managed to let something out. So proud of my relationship 😌

Wednesday, 3 March 2021 | 09:02 AM

I need to find a name for this kind of shit. It looks like lava, it burns when expelled, it smells rancid. What shall its name be? 🤔 And it also stains my toilet, before hiding in the pool… Volcano could be appropriate, but I shall continuing researching for a...