Sunday, 14 March 2021 | 10:37 AM

Yesterday was a delightful day for climbing! So I went out early in the morning… but I could go further than 400 meters because I had to come back home, I forgot something. What I forgot was I drank 2 litres of beer the day before, so I had another diarrhoea...

Saturday, 13 March 2021 | 07:36 AM

Yesterday I had something like five pints of beer. Now I’d like to be rewarded five points to gryffindor because of the great magic that just got out of my body. I mean, it’s effect can’t be caused by anything apart from a great spell of magic! It hurts, it’s stingy,...

Friday, 12 March 2021 | 09:01 AM

My girlfriend told me funny stories about her shit. I think she’s going to join me on this blog, as an occasiona co-author. Nobody cares, and my arse is booming. The air gaping my tirds is more compressed than soft air guns

Wednesday, 10 March 2021 | 10:03 AM

All right, another dull shit. It’s going to be a dull post. That’s the kind of post I gotta right just because I have to keep up my streak. Plenty of love for my crap.