Sunday, 4 April 2021 | 05:34 AM

My arsehole was almost forgetting to wish y’all a happy easter. I was trying to set a egg hunt, but I hid the egg too deep inside my butt. Sadly wishing you a happy easter.

Friday, 2 April 2021 | 10:06 AM

I’m going to have another day spent doing nothing 🙄 My butt knows… and it refuses to have a shit. I don’t wont to make no shit today

Thursday, 1 April 2021 | 07:45 AM

April’s fool meant much more for me in the past. Now the only joke I had is A 4-hour slumber, because of a huge tird hidden within me. Oh, btw, it just got out. Is it a joke?