Tuesday, 6 April 2021 | 08:31 AM

Finally, the morning after, I am able to expel all the Bad things. Feeling relieved, I think there might be something still hiding inside. Hideous.

Monday, 5 April 2021 | 11:24 PM

Basically I spent the day eating. Hummus, artichoke lasagna, tiramisu, chocolate eggs. …and two bottles of wine, not to he forgotten! Now I am kind of hoping this intestine torture could end soon. The problem is that to put an end to it, I must dispose of many...

Monday, 5 April 2021 | 10:21 AM

My morning began with a light pain in my belly. I wake up, had breakfast. I’m now sitting on my toilet, three long farts. My belly pain has left. Then. Something more of matter came. Not much else.

Sunday, 4 April 2021 | 10:18 PM

My arse burns, easter is on. Everyone is happy (not true). A huge piece of shit is stuck mid-arsehole. This is a satisfying shat I am terrible at writing Follow me I am shitting Taking a shit I am drunk The tird stuck is now gone. I feel happy (not true) I love having...