Tuesday, 17 August 2021 | 09:40 PM

Today something pretty unique happened. We were looking for a beach by the river, but the road was too messy for my SW. As we stop, my girlfriend had to take a shit, she was holding it for too many days – constipation, such a plague. She wanted me to stay away....

Tuesday, 17 August 2021 | 09:12 AM

Some twenty minutes ago I performed the longest, the strongest, the hardest, the biggest shit outdoor. Yesterday some locals offered us infinite beer, infinite grilled meat, infinite wine, infinite good company. Resulting in infinite pile of shit under the tree, over...

Tuesday, 17 August 2021 | 07:34 AM

Still, inside the tent, I think my girlfriend lying next to me could be dead. I farted rancid farts for the whole night. Even I could be death by now. Probably I am writing from heaven